I try not to watch too much TV. However, football requires much of it. Along with football, naturally, comes commercials. Over the past year I have been increasingly more critical of commercials and their messages. Sometimes I see a commercial and just totally get confused by it. Here are three that I just don’t get.
Snowboarding Nissan Frontier
I get escapism and suspending reality in commercials. I get it. With that being said, I still don’t get this commercial:
The commercial is not showing me anything even remotely possible whereas many other truck commercials seem to give me an idea of practical real-life applied solutions. Again, I understand escapism and I think it works for some ads. Axe is a good example. Use Axe, and scantly clad (if that) women magically show up. I get that.
However, I can suspend belief for a $3.00 stick of deodorant. Am I willing to suspend belief for a $20,000 truck?
Chase United Mileage Plus Explorer Card
Actually, I think I do get this commercial but I’m not certain it is the message they want me to be getting.
I am unable to find it online, but it airs constantly. It has two business travelers one of which has the Chase Visa Mileage Plus Explorer Card and he scores a free checked bag, while the buddy pays. The one without says he knows some hidden place they can hang out where there is a three-pronged plug they can share. But, lo and behold, the guy with the Chase card has club passes! Then the Chase guy gets to board earlier than the dude without.
Essentially the commercial is telling me that the airline nickels and dime you, is a pain in the butt, and they suck balls. Although, if you pay them a little bit more for membership into their Chase Explorer Card the experience will suck a little bit less.
It takes some hubris for their marketing message to be, “Hey we suck, but pay us more money for it to suck less.”
Corona Snow Sand Commercial
In general I like Corona’s ad campaign. Traveling on an airplane can suck (see above) and the desire to have a cold beer to escape to an imaginary beach is compelling. Meeting your buddies after work to have a beer? I get it. Oh boy do I get it as PJ Harrigan in State College, Pennsylvania can attest to. Damn you and your well-priced happy hour specials.
Anyhow, I don’t get this:
So when on your nice ski vacation you really wish you were on the beach? That’s gotta be a nice problem to have. Who, exactly, is the target audience for this gem? People with way too much money and time?
“Man, this Aspen ski lodge is way too much work, I totally wish I could relax in Cancun.”
#YuppieProblems
Bonus: Viagra
One dude in the mountains popping Viagra with two horses. Not judging, just throwing it out there. . . one man . . . two horses . . . mountains . . . Viagra.

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